Lindsay Lohan's Breasts!!!!

So LL hosts the MTV MA's tomorrow. I'll be interested to see how many people randomly come to this now that I have the above title to this post. Ha. I'll start posting other absurd/topical titles and see who comes in. I read where Eminumb mooned the crowd at the award show. Nice. So classy of him. "He's just keepin' it real, dawg." Yeah.... *sigh* I heard that new song by him and "his band" D12. Just awful. Seriously, if that's getting major airplay on both of the mtv's and on the radio, that's just sad. At least in the past he's attempted to make some half-decent music, but now it looks like Eminumb is just wanting to cash in royalty cheques.

Speaking of mtv2, I think it's sad that it's more or less become Yo!mtv2raps! all the freakin' time. Seriously, how much rap/hip-hop do they need to show every freakin' day? And it's always the same shit, over and over and over. I can recall specifically for like weeks how they showed that asinine video by Mario Winans that sampled Enya. And then there's their "sucker free sunday" crapfest, and other countless wastes of time. I find it tremendously hilarious that they show so-called "greatest hits" video collections every evening of half-talent people like snoop, missy elliot or nas, over and over and over. Their careers aren't even that long to begin with people. They even had a greatest hits session for Linkin Park, who have 2 albums to their credit. *sigh* How sad is that? Correct me if I'm wrong, but back in the day mtv2 used to actually have some merit, showing vidoes NOT SEEN (I repeat, not seen) on the regular mtv, such as old 80s stuff, more alternative and indie groups, plus all the fantastic music from the UK and Europe that we miss out on over here. I'm sure mtv2 will some day morph completely into an all rap/hip-hop channel to compete with one that BET will put out, and there will have to be an mtv3.

Work went okay today. They f-ed up my schedule though, and I didn't work for my first hour of being there. Plus, I need to try and find someone to work next Monday when my buddy Mike is here. I actually had my first "walk outs" today. The people who are too impatient and "important" to wait even 2 minutes for their server to get to them. Because of course they don't have to wait that long at their beloved Mcdonald's or wherever. Sometimes people should take a serious look at themselves and realize that they're really not in that big of a "rush" or "hurry" if you come to a sit down restaurant in the first place. And like they have such important lives to get back to. I long to go back to Europe where people just take it easy and relax and life is more easy-going and enjoyable. But I digress. I made good tips, so that was nice. They're training a new lady too. Kinda really short and dumpy though, and she moves around like an oompa loompa as a result. ha.

Still no contact back from my Cure VHS seller on ebay. Maybe he's having second thoughts and doesn't want to sell it after all. Or maybe he's pissed that I won for $1. Speaking of currency, I pray to all that is holy that dead actor Ron Reagan is not put on the $10. People's memory must really be glossed over or something for everyone to think he was just so damn wonderful all the time. If people are so willing to look over mistakes that he made, I only hope they canonize Clinton in due time. Now there was a good president.

Tomorrow I find out if the paper published my letter, and what changes, if any they made to it. ha! As I told my friend B, I can't wait to see what happens. People will possibly send me hate mail or write retarded letters in response. ha! Just what I was hoping for.