Get rich quick....
.....just hit up an AB. For those who don't know, let me explain. For some reason, unbeknownst to me, the way they handle cash at AB is quite odd. Instead of utitlizing those modern conveniences known as cash registers, instead they have all of the waiters and waitresses hold onto the cash the entire shift. They collect the amount due, and make change out of what cash on hand they have. So, most waiters and waitresses are walking around with a large amount of money on them for no reason. It goes to say that on a Fri. or Sat. night, most servers are walking around with around $500 in their pockets. Easy picking if someone were to go and try to get some quick cash. If there were only four servers alone, the person would look to haul in around $2,000. And there's always more than 4 on at those shifts. Kinda makes me wonder why they do that this particular way, but I'm sure they have their reasons.
I've seen some Cure VHS tapes on eBay that I'm keeping track of. Would be neat to see some of their old videos, and who knows when they are going to release them on DVD anyway.
Saw two ladies out this morning, getting their "exercise" in by walking. How sad is it in this country when the basic form of human mobility and transportation is considered by many to be a form of strenuous exercise?
Scene: Man lies crumpled over in pain, clutching his stomach, from which a small pool of blood has begun to form.
Man on Street: (in exasperated anguish) Excuse me miss, but could you help me for a second with something?
"Exercising" individual: Nope! Can't you see that I'm exercising?
MoS: (puzzled look) Excuse me?
EI: (angrily) I'M WALKING!!!!!!!!!
EI proceeds to walk away and leave MoS to die.
End Scene.

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